The culmination of my obsession, the story of me and my conscience as we brave the weird and wonderful world of love and Naruto.
SIMM: The Series, the sequel to So I Married a Murderer, is now up and running!
Opening Song: True to Your Heart-98degrees and Stevie Wonder
End Song: Down to Earth-Peter Gabriel
I own Griffin, Kelly, and Baldwin...sort of. Everything else belongs to Kishimoto and Shonen Jump. If I did own it I would:
A) Be rich
B) This would be cannon
C) Not be posting this under Fanfiction
So I Married...-Introduction by thegriffin88, literature
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So I Married...-Introduction
ATTENTION: See the notes in the description to get a scope on this work.
Introduction
All Im saying is that none of the ones Ive met have seemed right Baldwin
If you had seen me then, you would have very well suspected that I was crazy and sent me down the road to the Four Winds mental institution. Heh, isnt that like every town? Always a nut house nearby. But yes, it looked like I was talking to myself as I strolled through the woods behind my house. But I wasnt talking to myself technically, I was talking to Baldwin.
Most people are born with a little voice in their head, their guardi
So I Married...-Dare Dare etc by thegriffin88, literature
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So I Married...-Dare Dare etc
Dare, Dare, Double Dare
I peeked through the heavy undergrowth and bushes.
Its a well I said.
So freaking what? Baldwin grumbled, We live in Westchester! Theres tons of wells!
Well since when do you see a nineteenth century well in this day and age?
Oh, quoting Family Guy. Cute. Baldwin sneered.
Stfu you old ghost. I wanna check this out. I pronounced the acronym as a word.
I went over and peered down the well. To my surprise there was water in the well. It was shining blue.
Dude, its blue like cyan I sai
So I Married...Brave New..etc by thegriffin88, literature
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So I Married...Brave New..etc
Brave New World/Never was a Part of Reality
I woke up coughing and sputtering, I wasnt wet though.
Ugh what the ? I groaned as I hoisted myself up.
I was in the middle of the woods but they werent my woods. These woods were greener? They seemed greener, as if someone had painted them only they were too real to be fake. Wait, what was I saying? Fake woods? God I must have hit my head or something. I looked around and saw that the well was gone, all there was was a small stream.
Where am I? I asked.
How the Hell should I know? Baldwin grumbled.
Rhet
So I Married...-Caught by thegriffin88, literature
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So I Married...-Caught
Caught
I was running through the generic woods as fast as my out of shape feet could carry me.
Jebus Christ!!! I shouted. What the Hell was that?!?
Who cares?! Just keep running or youre dead and Im homeless!!! Baldwin yelled.
I skidded around one of the larger trees and saw a shadowy figure blocking my path. With reflexives that surprised me I slid to the side just as he thrust what I assumed was a sharp object intended to injure me.
Crap in a hat. I muttered as I rolled away.
Damn, youre good for someone who plays video games 24/7. Ba
So I Married...No Freaking Way by thegriffin88, literature
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So I Married...No Freaking Way
First Encounters/No Freaking Way!
Do I know you? Kabuto said.
You dont know me, you just wish you did. I laughed.
Baldwin and I were in tears by this point. I knew what had happened, even though it was impossible. It was like the well in Inuyasha, or Being John Malkovitch or Narnia; watching a lot of sci-fi helps too. The well was a portal, a portal to the world of Naruto. I know youre probably like WTF? right now, well think about poor little me; Im the one who fell in the damn thing! Ahem, as I was saying; I was on the forest floor with Baldwin in my head, laughing hysterically. At
So I Married...-Hidden by thegriffin88, literature
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So I Married...-Hidden
Voices in my Head/Hidden from the World
Were off to see omgthemostawesomeninjaevar!!!
I was mentally being a fangirl, and Baldwin was hating it.
Please He groaned Cant take it need evil thoughts!!! he made a fake gasp/dying noise.
Oh hush you. I said, out loud this time.
What did I say?! Kabuto snapped.
It wasnt my fault! It was Baldwins! I said, pointing at my head.
And he gave me the exact same wtf? everyone gives me when I tell them about the ghost in my head.
Hes my cons
So I Married...-His Place by thegriffin88, literature
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So I Married...-His Place
His Place/Is it Really You?
I couldnt stand it any longer, I bolted. Luckily for me, I didnt get very far. Despite his slim build Kabuto was as strong as he was quick and before I had taken two steps he had my by the scruff of my shirt.
Leggo! I shouted. Then I realized my mistake. On second thought, you might want to hang on to that. I really would like to live to see the end of the Bush presidency. I laughed.
Stay here and dont move. He instructed.
I nodded and he let go of me before disappearing down the hall.
Hey Baldwin, remember when I said Id stay put?
Nani?/Fate
I was frozen in place. I had just been yanked into the same room as a very grumpy man who, even in his crippled state, could kill me without a second thought.
Do something Baldwin!!! I cried mentally.
Kabuto why is this girl with you?
I found her in the woods my lord. Kabuto replied.
I felt like a scared cat, like if I had fur it would be all on end.
Cmon Baldwin! Help me out here! Are you my guardian angel or just a squatter?! I thought.
Kelly, remember how youre always saying youre part empath?
For those of you who dont
SIMM-Take a Chance on me by thegriffin88, literature
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SIMM-Take a Chance on me
Take a Chance on me/Bad Boy/Girl
Hokay Im not dead yet so thats a good sign I thought, Ey Baldwin! You there!
Yes, Im fine. Were in a room not far from the man who recently invaded your mind. Baldwin yawned.
Thats good. I said, I trust you remember how to get back to him.
Yes I wait, you dont want to get back home?! Baldwin gasped.
You got that right. I smirked.
Honestly, this was the opportunity of a lifetime! I could finally be there for my much loved ninja during my favorite