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</u>Chicken Pox/ Hurt</u>
(Kelly's P.O.V.)
"Okay…so that takes care of Madara now on to…"
My train of thought was derailed into the Passaic as a blur of black, red and sliver shot past me. A door slammed and I could hear god awful retching coming from the other side. Not a second later, the door burst open again and a very pale Hidan was thrown against the wall.
"I was in the shower you jackass!!!"
"Fuck you Kakuzu! Next time I'll just puke on that nice carpet of yours!"
"Lovely." I said, clapping my hands together and walking over.
Hidan was standing up and wiping his mouth. He regarded me with a non-plussed but compliant look.
"Hey," I smiled, trying to lessen the tension, "Why don't we get you into bed and don't you dare give me that look you sly horndog you!" I sneered.
He chuckled and led the way. I noticed that he and Kakuzu's bedroom, why Pein insisted partners room together escaped me entirely, was the same room I had caught him doing his blood ritual before.
"So what seems to be the problem? Besides what I just saw." I asked.
Hidan plopped down on the bed and placed a hand on his stomach.
"I can't seem to keep anything down except liquids and even they sometimes come up. My guts are killing me and sometimes it's so bad I can't sleep."
"Life's a bitch and then you don't die." I smirked, feeling particularly witty.
Hidan growled.
I chuckled and began getting together the ginger root and peppermint tea. I, myself, cannot stand the smell of mint it gives me a headache. Luckily the teabag I had kept most of the offending odor inside.
"When did this all start?" I asked as I began mashing ginger root.
"Only a few days ago. Me and Kakuzu had captured two-tails. I was just finishing up my ritual when these two guys show up out of nowhere."
"What did they look like?" I said as I poured a cup of hot water from a conveniently placed teapot.
"One had a dragon mask and a large sword, the other had a bird mask and he was a knife wielder. They said something about Jashin being a mononoke or some strange shit. Fricken blasphemers. Anyway, the bird's the one who stabbed me, right as I was dodging the big guy. Kakuzu pulled it out after burning them up, I'm telling you that asshole was smiling the entire time, I began to feel sick on the way back. The whole puking thing started even before we got here."
"I don't think you're alone, from what I hear Itachi and Deidara are down too." I said, "Now, eat this ginger and drink your tea, it should help settle your stomach. I'm going to send over some real medicine once I am able to get some."
When I left him, he was complaining about how gross my 'herbal shit' tasted.
(Kelly's P.O.V.)
"Okay…so that takes care of Madara now on to…"
My train of thought was derailed into the Passaic as a blur of black, red and sliver shot past me. A door slammed and I could hear god awful retching coming from the other side. Not a second later, the door burst open again and a very pale Hidan was thrown against the wall.
"I was in the shower you jackass!!!"
"Fuck you Kakuzu! Next time I'll just puke on that nice carpet of yours!"
"Lovely." I said, clapping my hands together and walking over.
Hidan was standing up and wiping his mouth. He regarded me with a non-plussed but compliant look.
"Hey," I smiled, trying to lessen the tension, "Why don't we get you into bed and don't you dare give me that look you sly horndog you!" I sneered.
He chuckled and led the way. I noticed that he and Kakuzu's bedroom, why Pein insisted partners room together escaped me entirely, was the same room I had caught him doing his blood ritual before.
"So what seems to be the problem? Besides what I just saw." I asked.
Hidan plopped down on the bed and placed a hand on his stomach.
"I can't seem to keep anything down except liquids and even they sometimes come up. My guts are killing me and sometimes it's so bad I can't sleep."
"Life's a bitch and then you don't die." I smirked, feeling particularly witty.
Hidan growled.
I chuckled and began getting together the ginger root and peppermint tea. I, myself, cannot stand the smell of mint it gives me a headache. Luckily the teabag I had kept most of the offending odor inside.
"When did this all start?" I asked as I began mashing ginger root.
"Only a few days ago. Me and Kakuzu had captured two-tails. I was just finishing up my ritual when these two guys show up out of nowhere."
"What did they look like?" I said as I poured a cup of hot water from a conveniently placed teapot.
"One had a dragon mask and a large sword, the other had a bird mask and he was a knife wielder. They said something about Jashin being a mononoke or some strange shit. Fricken blasphemers. Anyway, the bird's the one who stabbed me, right as I was dodging the big guy. Kakuzu pulled it out after burning them up, I'm telling you that asshole was smiling the entire time, I began to feel sick on the way back. The whole puking thing started even before we got here."
"I don't think you're alone, from what I hear Itachi and Deidara are down too." I said, "Now, eat this ginger and drink your tea, it should help settle your stomach. I'm going to send over some real medicine once I am able to get some."
When I left him, he was complaining about how gross my 'herbal shit' tasted.
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I really do love writing for Hidan. I've been planning that 'shower scene' for months.
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this is absolutely stunning